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Old 04-25-08 at 07:53 AM [#1]  
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Squashing? Fat women jumping on men for fun?

http://www.gigglesugar.com/tags/Squashing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pve2V469Q9M

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Old 04-25-08 at 07:58 AM [#2]  
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Re: Squashing?

Ummmm, not a chubby chaser but thanks.
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Old 04-25-08 at 08:02 AM [#3]  
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Re: Squashing? Fat women jumping on men for fun?

*blinks*

You can't un-see a thing like that...
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Old 04-25-08 at 08:06 AM [#4]  
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Re: Squashing? Fat women jumping on men for fun?

Haven't we already had this discussion on the bullboard?
I don't remember where my previous signature had come from, only that I thought it was ridiculous at the time.
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Old 04-25-08 at 08:21 AM [#5]  
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Re: Squashing? Fat women jumping on men for fun?

Quote: Originally Posted by Skulligan
Haven't we already had this discussion on the bullboard?

The BB must be on a loop.
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Old 04-25-08 at 08:40 AM [#6]  
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Re: Squashing? Fat women jumping on men for fun?

Quote: Originally Posted by Skulligan
Haven't we already had this discussion on the bullboard?
Well, yea, but that doesn't make it any less sexy.
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Old 04-25-08 at 09:16 AM [#7]  
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Re: Squashing? Fat women jumping on men for fun?


GROSS!!!!!

the end of the vid made me laugh, though.
Les Claypool sounds like a cat being beaten with a baby.
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Old 04-25-08 at 02:13 PM [#8]  
Bucky Brinewalter
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Re: Squashing? Fat women jumping on men for fun?

Have any of you heard the Freudian psychological theories that have to do with how some guys are really into morbidly obese women?

Basically, it has to do with being neglected by ones mother in early childhood, which results in a deeply rooted need to fill that developmental void. Those suffering the afflection are subliminally yearning to return to the womb. Being with an enormously overweight woman (especially one with a lot of extra blubber) satisfies this primal urge, as a result of being virtually surrounded by flesh.
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Old 04-25-08 at 02:16 PM [#9]  
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Re: Squashing? Fat women jumping on men for fun?

Quote: Originally Posted by {p}
If she'd been squashing Tyra I woulda been fapping.
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Old 04-25-08 at 02:24 PM [#10]  
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Re: Squashing? Fat women jumping on men for fun?

Quote: Originally Posted by Bucky Brinewalter
Have any of you heard the Freudian psychological theories that have to do with how some guys are really into morbidly obese women?

Basically, it has to do with being neglected by ones mother in early childhood, which results in a deeply rooted need to fill that developmental void. Those suffering the afflection are subliminally yearning to return to the womb. Being with an enormously overweight woman (especially one with a lot of extra blubber) satisfies this primal urge, as a result of being virtually surrounded by flesh.


I knew a guy like that, he was living with a woman that was the size and shape of a refridgerator, and always flirting with my friend who was cute but very overweight. I remember even he looked at me with disgust. (I was skinny)
This guy had something going on, for sure.
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Old 04-25-08 at 02:56 PM [#11]  
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Re: Squashing? Fat women jumping on men for fun?

Quote: Originally Posted by PSmama
I knew a guy like that, he was living with a woman that was the size and shape of a refridgerator, and always flirting with my friend who was cute but very overweight. I remember even he looked at me with disgust. (I was skinny)
This guy had something going on, for sure.
Wait, what?who?he?howmany?whichonedidwhat?
I don't remember where my previous signature had come from, only that I thought it was ridiculous at the time.
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Old 04-25-08 at 07:19 PM [#12]  
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Re: Squashing? Fat women jumping on men for fun?

Quote: Originally Posted by C O P E L A N D
GROSS!!!!!

the end of the vid made me laugh, though.

Yeah, where she falls off the fucking bed!

Priceless.

I hope that dude has a decent HMO.

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Old 04-25-08 at 07:36 PM [#13]  
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Re: Squashing? Fat women jumping on men for fun?

something similar to this on CSI:

http://www.csifiles.com/episodes/csi...g_middle.shtml

Series: 'CSI: Crime Scene Investigation'
Episode Title: 'Big Middle'
Episode Number: 516
Synopsis: "Grissom and his team search for a murderer at a convention for plus-sized people. When the evidence suggests the victim died from asphyxia due to a large object on his chest, Grissom and his team track the killer to an APAPSP convention, "Association to Promote Acceptance of Plus-Sized People." Meanwhile, a large sum of cash and betting slips are found near a dead body on the outskirts of Vegas, leading Catherine's team into the world of high-stakes gambling."
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Old 04-26-08 at 11:26 AM [#14]  
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Re: Squashing? Fat women jumping on men for fun?

Quote: Originally Posted by PSmama
he was living with a woman that was the size and shape of a refridgerator
That reminds me of a good friend of mine who used to be infamous for passing out drunk in unusual places and positions. He once passed out in the middle of a busy party, in the kitchen while standing up, leaning against a refridgerator ... actually, he was facing it. In fact, he looked like he was hugging the front of the fridge, and remained in that position for a long time.

As far as I know, this predicament had nothing to do with being neglected (or malnourished) by his mother. I've had dinner at their house, and she is actually a very good cook.
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Old 04-26-08 at 12:27 PM [#15]  
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Re: Squashing? Fat women jumping on men for fun?

more cushion for the pushing....
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Old 04-26-08 at 12:52 PM [#16]  
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Re: Squashing? Fat women jumping on men for fun?

Quote: Originally Posted by Bucky Brinewalter
That reminds me of a good friend of mine who used to be infamous for passing out drunk in unusual places and positions. He once passed out in the middle of a busy party, in the kitchen while standing up, leaning against a refridgerator ... actually, he was facing it. In fact, he looked like he was hugging the front of the fridge, and remained in that position for a long time.

As far as I know, this predicament had nothing to do with being neglected (or malnourished) by his mother. I've had dinner at their house, and she is actually a very good cook.


That reminds me of a story I heard of a burly maintainence worker who was hammering something with such a high degree of enthusiasm that he fell through the wall into the next room.
Oh, to have been a fly, on a different wall of course.
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Old 04-26-08 at 01:36 PM [#17]  
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Re: Squashing? Fat women jumping on men for fun?

Quote: Originally Posted by PSmama
That reminds me of a story I heard of a burly maintainence worker who was hammering something with such a high degree of enthusiasm that he fell through the wall into the next room.
Oh, to have been a fly, on a different wall of course.
hmm. so one guy was "hugging the front of the fridge", another was "hammering something with such a high degree of enthusiasm"...

i must say it took me a minute, those are some very creative euphemisms.
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